tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-66212426612960022722024-03-19T14:57:55.494-04:00Kentucky Fried PopcornA Pipe Guy talks movies and more.TreverThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02652943318376670283noreply@blogger.comBlogger108125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6621242661296002272.post-2772181689003531312018-07-14T17:33:00.000-04:002018-07-14T17:33:33.824-04:00The Return of Joe Bob<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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So as some of you may know, streaming channel <b>Shudder</b> brought back Joe Bob Briggs for a 24 hour marathon of new movie hosting for Friday the 13th. So far, this has pretty much been a technical disaster... Joe Bob has been great fun when you could catch him playing, but for a lot of folks, the majority of the time has been spent staring at the loading screen as <b>Shudder</b>'s drastically overloaded servers screamed and died, one by one.<br />
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Shudder's computer issues aren't what spurred me to post, though - I'm a night owl by nature and was up late last night and thus able to enjoy watching his presentation of 80's drive-in classic <i>The Prowler</i>, followed by <i>Sorority Babes in the Slime Bowl-a-rama</i> (Yes, it's a real movie, and a fun one at that). Shudder chose to broadcast this Joe Bob marathon <i><b>live</b></i>, which was an experience. A lot of people on their boards are complaining that it should be added to the Shudder video library for on-demand streaming, and yet...<br />
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It's been a <b>long</b> time since I experienced the feel of a late night movie playing in real time. <br />
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And I'd forgotten how much fun it was.<br />
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With instant streaming, ANY movie, no matter how great, is your plaything. "Ehh, I'll watch a few minutes of this and see if it keeps my interest", you think, as you browse a library of five million movies. On-demand streaming elevates <b>you</b>, the viewer, above every movie. It's just something available at your whim. Broadcast showings, however, are another story, and suddenly I miss them. The movie isn't your toy, it's ON, right now, and if you want to see it you have to respect its unmutable sense of timing. There's no pausing to go to the bathroom or get another snack, unless you have commercial breaks and that's what they were for. <br />
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When I dropped in on the showing of <i>The Prowler</i>, I suddenly found myself...<br />
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... in the middle of the movie. Remember that? It was a rare thing to catch a full movie from opening credits to end titles. Usually you came in somewhere in the middle, thought, "Hey, this looks interesting", and had to figure out what the hell was going on from there.<br />
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... <b>TENSE</b>. Which was a funny thing, because hardly any movies scare me anymore, and horror movies are particularly impacted by the "Pause any time, take a break" technology. To work their best, they require a certain level of inescapable immersion, and only cinema and broadcast TV offer that. You can't pause, you can't go get cookies, you're just THERE - glued to the creepy inside of the old dark house along with the protagonists as they wander slowly from room to room. If you can pause, it's boring. If you can't pause... it's immersion. <i>The Prowler</i> isn't by any stretch a scary movie, but I was more into the climax than I've been in any other horror flicks for some time, because of that sheer "I can't look away or I'll miss something" feeling.<br />
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... Accepting. You know you can't stay up to see all of the next movie. Remember that? Some movies you only knew by their first 15 minutes, because they came on late and you really wanted to watch them but there was just no way, so you watched the first fifteen minutes and then it was gone... into the ether, lost just like all the other movies that aired before the days of video stores and on-demand viewing. <br />
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... Accompanied. Face it, horror hosts were great just because they talked to you. Those of us up watching monster movies at 3am are usually doing so alone - the kids are in bed, the wife is in bed, or the parents have gone to bed. Either way, it's you and a dark room and a quiet house and a guy or gal on TV, introducing the movie and telling you some trivia about it and giving you the sense that he's right there with you, watching and enjoying. Streaming isn't the same, even when you stream hosted movies - the immediacy just isn't there. <br />
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... You can't pick the movie. Maybe it'll be good, maybe not. With streaming, you filter everything but the best. Good and bad cease to have meaning. There's no rush, no thrill of finding out that the next flick coming on is <i>Phantasm</i> instead of <i>Leprechaun 5</i>. Whatever's coming on, you're watching it, but greatness is rare and suddenly fully appreciated again.<br />
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Maybe it'll go somewhere, this "broadcast non-pausable TV" concept. I know that I certainly enjoyed the ride.<br />
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<br />TreverThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02652943318376670283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6621242661296002272.post-29017175102185196812017-06-09T15:55:00.000-04:002017-06-09T15:55:16.464-04:00The Five - A Book Review<br />
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My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/2008316987">3 of 5 stars</a><br />
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Tough to review this one. I've enjoyed many other MacCammon books and "Boy's Life" is an all-time favorite of mine. This book is well-written, almost poetically so, and thoughtful and introspective and life-affirming and ultimately inspirational.<br />
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It's too goddamned long. <br />
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The audiobook was 20 hours, and waaay too much of that time goes pretty much nowhere. The basic plot is simple - 5 bandmembers on their farewell tour fall afoul of a deranged ex-military sniper who begins stalking them across the American heartland. What initially looks to be the act of a lone gunman gradually takes on larger, possibly supernatural proportions. <br />
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There's a whole lot of insight and exploration here into the world of the indie rock band, playing from club to club and just making enough for gas money. Our heroes have been at this for years without ever getting The Big Break, and a lot of the meat of the character and world-building comes from their burned-out, seen-it-all attitudes toward the music they used to love. The fact that their Big Break comes in the form of media attention because a maniac is trying to kill them, that only adds an extra level of bitter irony to the situation. <br />
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So, we've got cool characters, some soulful observations on art and commerce, some great thriller moments when the badguy strikes, and what I felt was an absolutely wonderful ending that nearly redeemed the entire book... and yet I'm still giving it a 3. My main complaints are that it just takes too long for anything to happen (I was something like 6 hours+ into the book - the full running time of many other audiobooks - before the plot even started) and it drifts too wantonly in too many different directions that ultimately go unresolved. If I want endless random side quests and distracting situations that lead me nowhere and leave me frustrated, all I have to do is get up in the morning.<br />
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It was a good book. I don't regret reading it. However, I think it needed a lot more editing and tightening to become a great book. If it had run 10 hours instead of 20, I bet it would have been another 4 or 5 star joy.
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I'm a big fan of the <i>Purge</i> movies, and am looking forward to seeing the newest one, <i>Election Day</i>. When I watched the first film, I remember thinking, "This is the most John Carpenter-like film I've seen of the new John Carpenter wannabes." I thought the same thing about the even-better sequel. They carry on Carpenter's great strengths - pounding synth scores and completely batshit-insane, yet brilliantly simple, central concepts. On reflection, though, I realized it wasn't just the music or the stories that reminded me of Carpenter films... They're actually remarkably step-by-step remakes, with new titles. <br />
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<br />The interesting thing is the total inversion of the villains. In <i>Assault</i>, it's two working class men defending the middle class against
the zombie-like attacks of a subhuman street gang - Characterless, near-mindless killing machines that are invading the safe neighborhoods. In <i>Purge</i>, it's wealthy
people with consciences defending the lower class and themselves from the psychotic attacks of...
their own young. <i>Assault</i> fears the street gangs consuming the working
class, <i>Purge</i> fears the upper class consuming itself and the lower class both. It's a testament to the times and the decades between the films that there simply <i><b>is</b></i> no middle class in the <i>Purge</i> movies. Everyone is either the wealthy or the working poor or homeless. <br />
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Also diverging are the final messages - <i>Assault</i> is ultimately a much more positive film, despite its grimness. In <i>Assault</i>, the black guy and the white guy, the hardworking policeman and the "gentleman criminal", come together in understanding and realize that their values are far closer than the creatures they're fighting. When Bishop insists that Napoleon not be chained, and that they walk out to meet the dawn together, it's a triumphant moment. The values of hardworking decency have been defended, and even though Napoleon is going back to jail, you understand that the day is won for civilization, for the moment.<br />
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<i>Purge</i> is very similar in structure - The black man sides with the white family and in the end, saves those who sheltered him. The victorious survivors walk out to meet the new day in an almost identical ending scene, except... in Purge-Land, there is no victory. The chasm between the wealthy family and the poor guy remains, and now the wealthy family realizes the depth of the hate and loathing and jealousy that their own "kind" have for them also. They've survived the night, but they're living in a nest of people who all want to kill them, just because they're perceived to have a little bit more than the next wealthiest household. There's no real victory, and only a thin veneer of icy smiles and cocktail parties will cover the seething violence that's being held in check until the next Purge Night.<br />
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They make for a fascinating comparison, back to back. If time and interest permit, look for a follow-up post to this on the virtually identical storylines of <i>The Purge 2: Anarchy</i> and <i>Escape from New York</i>.TreverThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02652943318376670283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6621242661296002272.post-70797660006761212742015-08-14T21:55:00.000-04:002015-08-14T21:55:26.365-04:00Mad Max - Fury Road<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The internets have been going crazy with gaga reviews of this for some time now, and I finally got to see it last night. Sadly, I'm going to have to go with the counter opinion. I thought it was entertaining but overdone, and like way too many modern movies, instead of presenting an absorbing story it just tried to pummel you into submission with constant action, which to me is actually boring when I don't really care much about any of the characters. Which I didn't, really, because I thought Hardy's Max was a poor substitute for Gibson's, and I also wasn't particularly engaged by the fact that he was the sidekick in his own movie. <br />
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Before I get into specifics, I want to point out that it seems like every review I've read has either been glowing praise about it for its theoretical "feminist narrative", or hostile MRA guys complaining that a chick was the star. I don't give a shit about either of these political hoophole positions, I just wanted it to be good, but for me it was lacking. Like, I don't care that Max took a backseat to a woman, but I <b>was</b> annoyed that Max had no arc, no skills, and basically contributed virtually nothing to the movie other than to be a victim and tag-along passenger, all to a secondary character who was not the character I sat down with popcorn to see. It was like going to a Batman movie and having the whole movie be about Commissioner Gordon instead. <br />
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My #1 complaint was the constant barrage of action. Stuff happening constantly, all over the screen, and I just tuned out after a while. Good action films have rhythm like music, with lulls and plot and just normal stuff that makes the action stand out when it happens. This was all action, and the result was much like the hour long battle in Man of Steel - I just stopped caring much about what was happening because it was <i>constantly</i> "<b>EVERYTHING IS EXPLODING AND EVERYONE IS ALMOST DYING IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME!!!</b>"<br />
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It's entirely possible my opinion may be influenced because I just recently rewatched the original Mad Max and then Road Warrior, in anticipation of seeing Fury Road. <br />
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OK, I've often said the original Mad Max was kind of bleh, in that it's a generic revenge story and really only has two great action scenes, at the start and at the end. On rewatch, though, it's disturbing in a way the sequels aren't. It's apocalypse-in-progress rather than post-apocalypse, and there's something quite unsettling about the weird combination of society clearly falling apart at the edges, and normal people still trying to carry on normal lives. Roadside diners are open, garages work normally, families go on vacation, etc, yet at the same time, the bikers are free to maraud and there are No-Go zones within easy reach. Anyway, it was better than I remembered. Also, it's all clearly about Max, whose arc IS the narrative. He's the best driver in the MFP and a happy family man with friends untill things go bad and he becomes a cold-hearted killer.<br />
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Finally, I missed the humor. RW is actually a fairly funny movie, often unexpectedly so, and yeah it's black humor but it still has laughs. Particularly the Gyro Captain and the running gag with Max's shotgun:<br />
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<i>After King Kong's deadly fall from the Empire State Building, Doc and crew are contracted to remove the body, leading Doc to narrate the account of his first encounter with the giant ape. Many years before Doc was "Doc", he and his father discovered Skull Island and King Kong while searching for his lost grandfather, Stormalong Savage.</i><br />
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In recent years, writer & fan Will Murray has brought Doc Savage & crew back to life in the form of newly released adventures "written in the style of Lester Dent". I'll get back to that point in a moment because I had some issues with the writing, but first up, HEY, it's Doc Savage meeting King Kong!<br />
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It's the most natural pairing of pulp fiction era characters ever, really, given that Doc's headquarters was the Empire State Building's top floor(s), a 30's-style setup that nicely predated the Baxter Building. The book kicks off just after Kong's death drop, as Doc and his men arrive on the scene. While Renny coordinates the massive engineering task of removing a giant ape from the street, Doc sadly recognizes Kong from an earlier encounter, and the story segues into the classic "fireside chat" motif as Doc gathers his friends and tells the story of his first encounter with Kong. <br />
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Doc wasn't Doc yet, though he'd already picked up the nickname - Instead, we get the adventure of a 20 year old Clark Savage Jr. on an ocean voyage with his domineering father, the man who shaped Doc's entire life by having him raised by scientists. The two Savages are looking for Doc's grandfather, the amusingly-named Stormalong Savage, who was presumed lost at sea. In the course of their search, they butt up against a vicious tribe of headhunters, discover Skull Island and Kong, and fight dinosaurs and natives all the way to a blood-curdling climax. <br />
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So, that's the plot. I've been looking forward to this book for some time, ever since reading about it in <i>Famous Monsters</i> magazine, and was delighted when it became available on audio. And overall, it's a win, though there were some elements I wasn't crazy about. First and foremost would be its prequel status - It isn't really a <i>Doc</i> book, per se, it's more of a "Young James Bond"-style story. The Fabulous Five are absent except from the wrapping chapters, and Doc isn't quite the character that fans are familiar with. Young Doc is still the superman, but he's both brasher and more obedient, usually following his father's orders instead of commanding the adventure himself. He's also a hell of a lot more ruthless about killing, and we get intimations throughout the story of how and why Doc will eventually eschew guns and lethal force, as well as a few excellent moments where key bits of Doc canon are first established. So, my hopes of reading a full-bore "Doc & the Fabulous Five on Skull Island" story were somewhat disappointed.<br />
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There is also the issue of Will Murray's writing style. In a nutshell, he takes ten pages to tell what Lester Dent could tell in one. This may be the result of trying to serve a modern audience that's more accustomed to getting character insights and inner turmoil than the original pulp fans, but whatever the case, I thought it was a little unnecessarily long... The first half is a bit of a slog as you travel around the Indian Ocean watching young Doc tinker with his machinegun pistol and get repeatedly shut down by his bossy dad, who is the very archetype of the cold, commanding military father. Dent, by contrast, would have taken the crew straight to Skull Island, probably in a flaming dirigible that was collapsing under them.<br />
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The audiobook is also read in an "old time radio" voice. This is fun but distracting at times, and becomes a little wearing over the course of the book as EVERYTHING is read <i><b>as if it was a case of life or death!!</b></i> Radio shows were a half hour, so the effect gets a little overwhelming in an eight hour book. It IS enjoyable and the action scenes are downright terrific, it just gets a bit <b>much</b> after a while.<br />
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My final demerit is the role of Kong - He overshadows the island but isn't in the book very much, and his final encounter is disappointing. The story winds up to a dynamite conclusion that's action from start to finish, but Kong's role is minor where I'd hoped for something more involving (In truth, it reminded me of Bane from <i>Dark Knight Rises</i> - a powerful presence through the first part of the story that fades out by the end).<br />
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Despite these caveats, it was still a whale of a good time - Doc gets to try on his Tarzan swings, Doc fights raptors, there are several classic "Doc is more human than human" moments, and a certain explosive rescue scene is easily Indiana Jones' level of awesome. It's hard to give such mixed reactions one single rating, so I'll split it up:<br />
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As a fun adventure book: 7/10 (Action, dinosaurs, headhunters, what more could you ask?)<br />
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As an intro to Doc: 3/10 (The personality differences, the lack of experience, the absence of the Five... all these make it a very un-Doc-like Doc story. The cues and motifs tucked throughout that resonate for longtime fans will be completely overlooked by new readers)<br />
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As a Kong story: 5/10 (Good atmosphere but limited use of Kong)<br />
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As an audio presentation: 4/10 (The radio-style reading was enjoyable to a point, but just got tiring after a while)<br />
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Despite my somewhat-mixed comments, I would still recommend it, as it is an intriguing look into what Doc's younger life was like, what his relationship with his family was like, and for Pete's sake, it's a new Doc Savage novel! We need more! Even 80 years later, the Doc Savage creed is still worth living by:<br />
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<i>My Rating:</i> 7/10
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MAJOR kudos for this one! I'd read tons of excellent magazine reviews praising this movie up and down, but I kept putting off watching it because the concept just didn't grab me... It sounds bleak, grim, and non-fun, and I was confused by some of the descriptions of this as a comedy-horror. Well, it is, but only in the way that <i>Evil Dead 2</i> is. What it really is, though, is a marvelous deconstruction and reconstruction of a slasher/giallo film - It's like watching a modern take on <i>Black Christmas</i> as directed by 70's John Carpenter from a script written by Joss Whedon. In other words, really clever and really well put-together. It's also stuffed to the gills with sneaky little homages to classic horror of the past, with wink-winks to <i>Halloween</i>, <i>Black Christmas</i>, <i>Texas Chainsaw Massacre</i>, and even <i>Night of the Living Dead</i>.<br />
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The basic plot is this - All the scions of a wealthy 1%er family are getting together for their parents' anniversary, for the first time in years. The setting is excellent. It's a HUGE, classic Tudor-style mansion out in the boonies, and the fact that its these folks' vacation house only underscores the class tensions in the film. They're your basic clan of wealthy WASPS, classic Mitt Romney supporters, and the father even works for a defense contractor. Also, they all pretty much hate each other in typical passive-aggressive family ways, and this is their first big chance for everyone to bring home their various SOs to meet each other. This produces some funny scenes as old-money yuppies are forced to mingle with gothoid girlfriends, artsy students, etc.<br />
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Artsy boyfriend of family daughter: "I make films. My last film was a documentary that aired at the Underground Film Festival in Toronto."<br />
Fratboy eldest son: "Underground? What, do you mean you ... watch the movies in a cave or something?"<br />
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We also get introduced to our heroine Erin, a working class Australian girl in the states for college. Soon enough, however, things turn very dark as the isolated family is besieged by a group of mystery killers in animal masks, who are creepy as fuck:<br />
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I loved the direction and style of this movie. It's all very slow, creeping, handheld camera long shots, very much in the style of <i>Halloween</i> or <i>Black Christmas</i>. In fact, the <i>Black Christmas</i> nods are all over it, as it's obvious that at least some of the killers have already gotten into the immense house and it plays much like the sorority house in BC - A huge, mostly empty building where we keep getting killer POV shots as masked figures quietly wander the halls and watch the family cook, chat, and sleep.<br />
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Where it really gets going, though, is when the killers start picking off the family and it becomes obvious that heroine Erin is WAY more than anyone expected. Erin isn't just a blue collar toughgirl, she was raised by a family of crazy survivalists in the Australian outback and someone on IMDB accurately described her as Crocodile Dundee's daughter. This is the film at its most Whedon-esque, because the bulk of the film is the crazy ongoing battles between the attacking killers and this absolutely vicious Buffy who keeps turning the tables on them.<br />
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It's absolutely loaded with, "Fuck YEAH!" moments for longtime horror fans, as Erin is absolutely NOT the girl who will stick a knife in an attacker and then turn and walk away, assuming he's dead...<br />
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Most of the black humor is in the second half and it's very Evil Dead in style. Some people complained that it was a jarring tonal shift, but I found it fun and enjoyable, mostly because if it had just been a straight horror all the way through, it wouldn't have been nearly as unusual or distinctive. We've all seen so many of these "home invasion by masked killers" films now that it's a real joy to see one where you end up not knowing WHO is really the biggest threat... It really does play out like the "Scream" guys accidentally picked on Buffy (or more accurately, Faith) by mistake.<br />
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Sadly, this is NOT the title of a great new movie I'm reviewing, but maybe it's something even better - An all-new magazine devoted to classic science fiction and fantasy films! The style and look should be familiar to everyone who grew up on battered issues of <i>Starlog</i>, way back when, and I suspect that diving into it will provoke more than a few happy childhood memories. Even better, Yours Truly has a couple of articles in the first issue <b>and</b> a little comic strip, so if you want to help support my writing in a printed mag, be sure and head over to their website <a href="http://www.classichorrorcampaign.com/space-monsters-magazine/"><b>to order a copy</b></a>! <br />
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To celebrate this occasion and help promote this venture, I put together a little interview with <i>Space Monsters</i> publisher Richard Gladman on his favorite films, his love of this genre, and <b>why</b> he felt crazy enough to take on a project like this...<br />
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<b style="font-family: Helvetica, serif; font-size: 9pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><i>For
starters, tell me a little bit about your <a href="http://www.cyberschizoid.com/?zx=a7d82fb00879e11f">existing blog</a>(s), your
<a href="http://paper.li/cyberschizoid/cyberschizoid#">Cyberschizoid page</a>, etc. How long have you been doing this?</i></span></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-size: 9pt;">I
started writing the Cyberschizoid blog way back in 2008 then added
the <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Cyberschizoid/386004161495028">Cyberschizoid group on Facebook</a> and a <a href="https://twitter.com/cyberschizoid">Twitter account</a> to build
the brand. The word “cyberschizoid” is even in the Urban
Dictionary! After this I started the Classic Horror Campaign to try
and encourage the BBC to bring back their iconic horror double bill
seasons and bring classic sci-fi and horror films to a wider and
younger audience. This led to the successful <a href="http://frightenbrighton.wordpress.com/">Frighten Brighton</a>
classic horror film festival in my home town co-hosted by Horror Host
and scream queen Emily Booth. </span></span>
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<b style="font-family: Helvetica, serif; font-size: 9pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><i>So,
you decided to create your own magazine. What was the big nudge
that pushed you into this? And what is your plan to make it
successful, given how many print magazines seem to be dying off these
days?</i></span></b></div>
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<span style="color: #783f04;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;">I’ve
always wanted to have my own magazine ever since I was a little kid
drawing my own comics and monster magazines. When I was 10 years old
I didn’t want to be a train driver, I wanted to be Dez Skinn
(British magazine editor and publisher famous for </span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;"><i>House
of Hammer</i></span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;">
and </span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;"><i>Starburst</i></span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;">
magazines)! I was encouraged by my friend Eric McNaughton who
publishes </span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;"><i>We
Belong Dead</i></span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;">
magazine and is a fellow classic horror enthusiast. The thing about
print magazines is that in terms of numbers and variety, horror fans
have never had it so good; there are more horror and sci-fi magazines
being published now than ever before so print is not dead yet! For
</span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;"><i>Space
Monsters</i></span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;">
to be successful we need to have a good mix of articles, interviews,
reviews and original artwork and to get the word out there that it
exists! </span></span></span>
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<b style="font-family: Helvetica, serif; font-size: 9pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><i>In
connection to that last question, do you have plans for a digital
version, perhaps for the iTunes subscription model?</i></span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-size: 9pt;">Yes,
there is a digital version in the works that should be available from
Dead Good Newsstand soon. (<a href="http://deadgoodnewsstand.blogspot.co.uk/">http://deadgoodnewsstand.blogspot.co.uk/</a>).</span></span></div>
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<b style="font-family: Helvetica, serif; font-size: 9pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><i>I'm
sure putting together the first issue has been a learning
experience. What was the biggest pleasant surprise, and what
was the most unexpected and/or unpleasant discovery?</i></span></b></div>
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<span style="color: #783f04;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;">The
biggest pleasant surprise was the amount of help and goodwill I have
received from talented people all across the world – in many ways
making </span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;"><i>Space
Monsters</i></span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;">
a joy to produce. Unpleasant discoveries? To be honest I try not to
focus on the negatives so I can’t think of any off the top of my
head.</span></span></span></div>
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<b style="font-family: Helvetica, serif; font-size: 9pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><i>I
had a friend in the states who single-handedly published an
award winning horror mag for many years (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deathrealm">Deathrealm magazine</a>, for
whomever might be interested). It pretty much ate his life.
Have you got plans for dealing with this? Are you going to have
a staff, or try to do it all yourself? Are you looking at this as a
hobby project, or a future career?</i></span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-size: 9pt;">I
already have a whole bunch of people helping me so I don’t feel I’m
coping with the project alone. Who knows what will happen in the
future? I guess it depends on the success of the magazine and all the
other pies I have my fingers in at the moment. Watch this space….</span></span></div>
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<b style="font-family: Helvetica, serif; font-size: 9pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><i>Tell
me about why you chose to devote the magazine to classic SF and
fantasy.</i></span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-size: 9pt;">There
are already so many magazines devoted to horror in all its forms and
current sci-fi films and television but none that focus on classic
sci-fi. Personally I prefer the classic eras and am becoming bored
with the unimaginative CGI trash that comes from Hollywood these days
so as a fan I’d rather read about the sci-fi movies and TV shows
that I love.</span></span></div>
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<b style="font-family: Helvetica, serif; font-size: 9pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><i>What's
your favorite spaceship if you had to pick one from movies between
the years 1950 and 1980? And is that roughly the year range
you'll be focusing on in the magazine?</i></span></b></div>
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<span style="color: #783f04;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;">My
all-time favourite spaceship is the Eagle from the </span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;"><i>Space:1999</i></span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;">
TV show – a truly iconic design – beautiful! </span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;"><i>Space
Monsters</i></span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;">
magazine will cover the silent era to the mid-eighties but I think
the fifties thru the seventies will be concentrated on more as the
true golden age of classic film and television sci-fi. </span></span></span>
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><i><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;"><b>On
the same note, which classic SF alien would you LEAST want to be
trapped on a spaceship with?</b></span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;"> </span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;"> </span></span></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-size: 9pt;">The
Blob! There’s just no escape or reasoning with that evil mound of
jello is there?</span></span></div>
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<b style="font-family: Helvetica, serif; font-size: 9pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><i>Finally,
the question everyone asks - Name your top 5 classic SF films,
and tell me why for each.</i></span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-size: 9pt;">OK,
in no particular order –</span></span></div>
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<li><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">
<span style="color: #783f04;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;">GOJIRA
(1954) – I am obsessed with giant monster movies and kaiju in
particular. This film introduced the world to a legend and begat so
many fun sequels – and I just love sequels! Unlike most of the
films that followed, </span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;"><i>Gojira</i></span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;">
is a very serious and sombre piece with a message; very moving and
incredibly well shot. I simply cannot fault this film. </span></span>
</span></div>
</li>
<li><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">
<span style="color: #783f04;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;">CLOSE
ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND (1978) – When all the other kids were
still crazy about Star Wars I was much more intrigued by this much
scarier, more grown-up science-fiction film. Typically, I loved the
film that my friends and the public weren’t </span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;"><i>quite</i></span></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;">
so keen on – always supporting the underdog!</span></span></span></div>
</li>
<li><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">
<span style="color: #783f04;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;">INVASION
OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1956) – Combining horror and sci-fi, my two
favourite genres, I found this film really scary when I was a kid
and the story is still frightening now. I think they could remake it
every decade until the end of time and it would always be relevant. </span></span>
</span></div>
</li>
<li><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">
<span style="color: #783f04;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;">THE
THING (1982) – I never tire of watching this movie for its
astonishing special effects, great acting and terrifying story. I
have fond memories of seeing this on the big screen in London when I
was very underage; my friends couldn’t get in as they didn’t
look old enough so I think they went to see Indiana Jones instead! </span></span>
</span></div>
</li>
<li><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">
<span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-size: 9pt;">PLAN
9 FROM OUTER SPACE (1959) – I love anything cheesy and trashy and
Ed Wood was a genius! This film is so iconic and entertaining and I
had the pleasure of seeing this on a late night show at the gorgeous
Duke of Yorks cinema in Brighton. Happy days….</span></span></div>
</li>
</ol>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-size: 9pt;">There
are so many others that probably could have made the list –
Forbidden Planet, Alien, THEM!, Planet of the Apes, The Time
Machine…so many classic movies! </span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #454545;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica, serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;">Annnd... That's a wrap! Now all Richard's mates know to get him an Eagle model kit for Christmas and to chase him around in Blob costumes every Halloween. I hope you've enjoyed this little peek behind the scenes, and be sure to - </span></span></span><br />
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TreverThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02652943318376670283noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6621242661296002272.post-15661747727697723902013-07-19T15:32:00.001-04:002013-07-19T15:32:59.799-04:00The Bay<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<a href="http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/The_Bay/70243572?trkid=7728649">NetFlix</a> 3.5/5
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<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1713476/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1">IMDB</a> 5.5/10
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My Rating: 7.5 /10
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<i>A Wikileaks-style found footage assembly tells the story of a small bayside town that experiences a rash of horrific infections which eventually are revealed to be something much more terrifying.</i><br />
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Watched this last night. Holy SHIT. Terrifying and creepy and deeply disturbing. It is, IMO, even worse than <i>Contagion</i> for making you never want to touch anything or leave the house ever again. It is also apparently a movie that people have wildly different reactions to, because its IMDB comments all devolved into either 1 star reviews that hated it or high ratings that loved it. It only has a 5.5 on IMDB but IMO it's a 7.5/10, easily. It was just recently added to Netflix streaming.<br />
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It's a found footage movie, so I was prepared to hate it. We started watching it basically just to see if it was tolerable, and planned to de-queue it and watch <i><a href="http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/70242540?strkid=690377157_2_0&trkid=222336&movieid=70242540">Spiral</a></i> instead if it was another shakeycam barf-athon. 30 minutes later, we were totally hooked. It's directed by the fellow who did <i>Rain Man</i> and a bunch of other big budget films, but he did this as a personal project for $2 million with unknown actors. The fact that he is a professional director with decades of experience shows, because the found footage format is a lot more stable and better arranged than the usual jiggly-crazy camcorder movies. In fact, at times he shrugs and blows off the whole idea of it being found footage by including background soundtrack, but by the times that happens you're so immersed in the story that it's more funny than distracting. And at least there's a good reason for the footage assembly because it's been assembled and ordered by professional editors into the form that we see.<br />
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A lot of the low reviews came from horror fans who thought it was boring because there weren't enough "stalk and jump" scares. It is NOT that kind of movie, though. The fear here is more like in <i>Contagion</i> - not individual people being chased around by slashers, but in the overall look of the looming epidemic and the vast repercussions it's going to have as the scale of it becomes clear. It's eco-horror at its best. The whole thing is presented in a Wikileaks-style format, as a series of video clips and footage that's been obtained by whistleblower types to inform the world about what happened. So, you don't get a movie with a few characters and a story, you get a movie that is presented documentary-style and which is a sequence of events that get more horrifying as they progress.<br />
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The whole thing is narrated by this young intern reporter and we follow her through it in much the same way as the young woman in [REC]. She's assigned to cover the town's July 4th festival as a puff piece when things start going wrong. As folks begin piling up in the hospital with blistering rashes, the movie moves between footage of her, a family recording their vacation visit, some police footage, and a pair of experts studying mass fish die-offs. The whole found footage angle is utilized really well here, as there are logical reasons for most of the footage (Expert exposition for the record, police car cameras, TV news footage of events, etc). Ergo, you don't get a lot of the, "Why are they still filming this monster as it attacks them?" effect of some other found footage films. It gradually becomes obvious that <i><b>there's something in the water </b></i>as polluted run-off from chicken farms has bred steroid-enhanced isopods. I don't want to tell any more of the plot as half the fun is in the dawning realization of the sheer horribleness of the situation and how hideous things are going to get.<br />
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See it. It will stick with you long after viewing. In fact, I'm still thinking about it a day later. It's a "1 tick from reality" sort of film, where the horror is not in evil slashers or vampires but in the daily news. It becomes more horror-film-like by the end but it still retains this very real feeling. In a lot of ways, it reminded me of <i>Cloverfield</i> - Not in the giant monster sense, but in the style of how it looked at the widescale impact of this sort of environmental disaster from a very human, very limited viewpoint.<br />
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My final comment - I was going to post the trailer but naturally, it spoilers a couple of the best shock scares of the film, so I would advise against watching the trailers online. They completely blow one of the best moments of the movie - My wife jumped so much she fired the cat off her lap. Some things are definitely best left to jump at you from out of the dark.<br />
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<br />TreverThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02652943318376670283noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6621242661296002272.post-82229794741885497912013-07-17T16:55:00.001-04:002014-09-22T14:55:11.363-04:00Pacific Rim<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1663662/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1">MDB</a> 7.9/10<br />
<i>My Rating:</i> 7/10
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<i>When giant monsters start appearing in the Pacific ocean and destroying cities, humanity must band together and fight back with giant piloted robots. </i><br />
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I love giant monster movies. Ever since the days of Godzilla and Ultraman, the kaiju genre has been my thing, so the idea of a big budget, all-original robots vs monsters movie has always been high on my wish list. And <i>Pacific Rim</i> is clearly a labor of love by a fellow fan of Toho's creations... which is why it pains me to not *quite* be able to give it the glowing review I'd like to. Nonetheless, it's a marvelous film and thus far is the only summer movie that's actually been able to motivate me to the theater - <i>Man of Steel</i> and <i>Star Trek</i> and <i>Iron Man 3</i> are more, "Wait for it on DVD" for me, whereas <i>Lone Ranger</i> is strictly, "I'll watch this when I'm forced to on a long plane flight."<br />
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In <i>Pacific Rim</i>, giant monsters are attacking the world. One after another, they are popping out of a dimensional gate under the Pacific and laying waste to civilization. Humans build giant robos called Jaegers to fight them off, and our hero is a former hotshot Jaeger pilot who inevitably had his fall from grace and now seeks redemption. That's about all of the plot I can reveal without spoilers, but that's also about all the plot there <b>is</b> - Don't be expecting a complex storyline because, like the classic kaiju pics of old, it's basically, "Giant Robot, Giant Monster, FIGHT!"<br />
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Overall, I'd probably give this one a B+ - It's an A+ for big screen spectacle, a B for cool robots and beasties, a C for characters, an A for homages and wink-wink moments, and a C for action scenes. The action scenes were my biggest complaint. As advertised, they were better than <i>Transformers</i>, yes, but where <i>Transformers</i> got an F for utter failure, <i>Pacific Rim</i> just gets a C because at least 1/3 to 1/2 of the time, it was impossible to tell what the hell was going on. Wall-to-wall CGI, everything is moving, everything has a million moving parts, the camera is flying all over the place, and it's all happening in raging seas at night in the rain. When you could see what was happening, it was totally awesome, and some of the fights kicked ass all over because of how great they looked when there was actual lighting and visual coherence, but others (specifically the opening fight and the big battle in the bay later, AND the climax) were just gibberish overload to me - a screen full of moving pixels that I tuned out of and just ended up waiting until the scene settled down enough to see who had won. In this respect, <i>Pacific Rim</i> was a big step down from last year's <i>Avengers</i>, which also had a metric fuckton of CGI at the end but it was all lit and staged so well that I never once had any problem telling what was happening or visually understanding what I was seeing. When it's completely impossible to follow what's happening on screen, something has been done wrong.<br />
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Example - Here is a Godzilla fight at night:<br />
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You can clearly see what is happening and clearly see what each monster looks like, and have no problem following the action. <br />
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By contrast, this is what half the fight scenes in <i>Pacific Rim</i> looked like:
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The above is much harder to follow in motion, too. The experience is like - Lots of rain, Lightning. A flash of claw. Something blows up. Splashing everywhere. Brief glimpses of monster parts. That gets me to my other big complaint, which is that you never get to see the monsters for shit. Some of the designs looked cool, but as is the modern way, they're usually way too overdone with too many opening mouth parts and arms and you never, ever are allowed a good look at any of them. <br />
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Typical Godzilla movie monster view:<br />
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Typical <i>Pacific Rim</i> monster view:<br />
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It's all the more frustrating because when they do the action scenes good, they're REALLY good. Some in-city fight scenes are way cool, and when they let you see what's actually happening, there are some great moments and many big fist-pumping, "HOO-RAH!" cheers for the giant robots. It ticks me off because this could have been an A-level movie if they had resisted giving in to "Too much moving CGI shit" overload.<br />
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Other negative points are smaller. The ending is the next biggest one, as it's basically a scene-for-scene reshoot of the ending of one of LAST summer's big blockbuster flicks. The two leads are not very interesting. Virtually everyone is a stereotype cliche.<br />
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That's all the bad stuff.<br />
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NOW, the good stuff is that it's a freaking overwhelming cinematic experience. Despite the visual overload, when it rocks, it ROCKS. It's a big budget giant monster movie and that alone is cause for celebration. The Jaegers are cool and at least somewhat different - Again, the designs are overcomplicated such that we never get a good look at any of them, but at least they are visually distinctive unlike the Transformers. My favorite was the battered, heavy-metal low tech Cherno, a Russian robot piloted by Ivan Drago and Brigitte Nielson.<br />
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While the star dude is a charisma-free plank whose job in the movie is to fill screen space while standing around with his shirt off in every possible scene, pretty much everyone around him manages to be likable and interesting. There's Maverick, of course, and Grizzled Veteran. Idris Elba does a terrific job of showing what a great James Bond he would make. Ron Perlman is hilarious in a cameo part. Even normally hideously unlikable Burn Gorman (of <i>Torchwood</i>, otherwise known as Rat-Face) seems to be having fun playing Blimey Codswallop, the most overdone foreign scientist ever. In fact, the two geek scientists were the best part of the movie, IMO - Whenever we went back to them bickering in their lab filled with equation-covered chalkboards, they were always a hoot. They also checkmarked many geek references, including a nod to Buckaroo Banzai. There was a lot of this stuff in the movie and it was always cool - Moves from a Toho kaiju film, a line from <i>War of the Worlds</i>, a name reference here and there, etc. In general, the whole thing showed a huge love of the genre and I commend them for it.<br />
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Verdict - I really wish I could give this an unqualified cheer because when it works, it works REALLY WELL. Also, my demerits probably would not make any difference to the videogame generation who are already used to having two million things moving around on the screen, and see that as normal. For myself, the problem was driven home when I later that same evening watched an episode of <i>Wild Wild West</i> about a mad scientist who was creating explosive robot duplicates of the heroes to kill the president. It had a Frankenstein lab, killer robots, a huge fencing scene, Mardi Gras in New Orleans, various fights, etc, and I never once found myself in the situation of tuning out because I couldn't follow what was happening, or just having to twiddle my thumbs and wait until the scene was over so I could see who won. It's the main drag on an otherwise fucking awesome movie.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">7/10</span><br />
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Worth seeing in the theater? Yes.<br />
Worth buying on Blu-Ray? Yes.<br />
Worth buying the toys? Definitely yes, if only to see what the monsters actually looked like. <br />
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I want a Cherno on my desk to face off with my Baragon.TreverThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02652943318376670283noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6621242661296002272.post-47427995494894460382013-01-16T17:26:00.000-05:002013-01-16T17:26:38.044-05:00The Tall Man (2012)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<a href="http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/70242985?strkid=1501390628_0_0&trkid=222336&movieid=70242985">NetFlix</a> 3.5/5
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<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1658837/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1">IMDB</a> 5.9/10
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<i>My Rating:</i> 7/10
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<i>In a depressed and dying mining community, a mysterious figure called "The Tall Man" begins abducting the neighborhood children. When a mother's young son is taken, she plunges headfirst into a deeper mystery.</i><br />
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<i>The Tall Man</i>, like a movie I reviewed earlier, <a href="http://kentuckyfriedpopcorn.blogspot.com/2011/05/triangle.html"><i>Triangle</i></a>, is a tough flick to write about. There's a plot on top of a plot on top of a plot, and my hope is to encourage folks to watch the film without actually spoilering what makes the film so excellent. And it is excellent, in my opinion - It's clever, very tense, well acted, and well told. What it is <b>not</b> is a horror film. I notice on IMDB it has received a number of negative reviews from people disappointed that it wasn't a slasher or a supernatural scare flick, and I think the promotional material I've seen for it does lead one to think that they're in for stabbings and <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paula_Deen" rel="wikipedia" title="Paula Deen">Paula Deen</a>-level terror. Nope. It's more a mystery/thriller, the sort of movie I'd recommend to my parents even. "The Tall Man" is certainly a menacing figure and the child theft theme amps up the tension factor, but it's not a film that leaves a trail of bloody bodies. <br />
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What is <b>does</b> have is several great genre actors - <i>The X Files</i>' <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smoking_Man" rel="wikipedia" title="The Smoking Man">Cigarette Smoking Man</a> makes an appearance (and when he turns up on YOUR side, you know you're screwed) and it's also lucky to have <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0570385/" rel="imdb" title="Stephen McHattie">Stephen McHattie</a> in a small part as the lead investigator. McHattie has been a favorite of mine ever since I saw him in that most unusual zombie film, <i><a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1226681/" rel="imdb" title="Pontypool (film)">Pontypool</a></i> - One of my personal favorites of the last ten years. He's a good actor with a great stare... Manic, intense, and with a lot of screen presence that is aided by the fact that he resembles a sort of ambulatory mummy, as if Karloff strolled out of the sarcophagus and threw on a trenchcoat.<br />
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So what exactly IS this movie about? In a small, dying mining town, the children are being abducted by a seemingly magical figure called the Tall Man. Atmosphere is a big part of the story and the depiction of a crumbling, formerly middle class town, with boarded storefronts and broken windows and even more broken lives, is a familiar sight in these modern times. Unemployed citizens are everywhere, sitting by roadsides, yelling at their spouses, and generally living dead-end lives in a community that's slowly spiraling into inevitable decay. The additional sense of doom from having their children literally vanishing adds to the overall despair. Police seem helpless to solve the crimes or find the kids. When our heroine, a young mother of a rather odd looking child, interrupts his abduction, the chase is on... and what a chase it is! The bulk of the film is in constant motion as we follow her through twist after twist.<br />
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Be braced for some confusion midstream - Unlike so many movies that are good right up to a disappointing finale, this one can be vexing and seem overly twisty until the final reveal, which makes all the preceding events fall into place for an unnerving and thoughtful conclusion that asks some big questions about society as a whole. I loved it, personally. Definitely recommended!<br />
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And the bad? The unfortunate title means that forever after, our Google searches are going to confuse THIS Tall Man for the REAL Tall Man, and as every loyal <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079714/" rel="imdb" title="Phantasm (film)">Phantasm</a> fan knows, the wrath of the Tall Man is not a thing to take lightly...<br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px;">These things are all the same, whether they're hunting ghosts, aliens, or Bigfoot. A bunch of eager young 20-somethings go to a remote location and stumble around in the dark uttering lines like, "I feel something. I definitely feel something here." and, "I just sensed a cold presence move through the room." You know going in that they're not about to discover anything remotely provable or you'd already have heard about it on the real news, so instead you suffer through a half hour of Blair Witch wannabes freaking out over house-settling noises and random breezes. I can usually stand about five minutes of these shows before I flip over to watch the infomercial about treadmills.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px;">(I should point out that this is another "found footage" movie. I tend to dislike these things because the handicam shakes make my stomach gurgle, but this is definitely a superior example of the sub-genre. Static camera positions give us welcome relief from the constant bobbing of hand cams, and it's really less frenetic and jump cut-ish than many traditional moves I've seen lately. <i>Quantum of Solace</i>, anyone?)</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px;">For dramatic reasons, they lock themselves in for the night, then regret it as it becomes obvious that for once, this <b>isn't</b> just another haunted house fake. Things go bump in the night, indeed. And this is what I loved about the movie - You get to see the cocky TV ghost hunters come absolutely unglued by encountering an actual horror... It's like the episode of "ghost hunter" TV that you've always wanted to see. And it's beautifully subtly done, too - For the majority of the movie we're in <i><a href="http://kentuckyfriedpopcorn.blogspot.com/2011/09/haunting-1963.html">Haunting</a></i> territory, where the quiet click of a door closing by itself is far creepier than any CGI monster. I give the film high praise in bestowing the "Made the hair on my arms stand up" award... Several times, in fact. As the crew become increasingly unhinged, you're pulled right along with them through this Very Long Dark Night via their camera recordings and flash photographs. It's a really terrific experience.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px;">The last 20 minutes or so drops the movie at least 2 points on my ratings scale, because it jumps its own shark. After a wonderfully creepy middle section, it seems to lose track and can't decide if it wants to be <i>[REC]</i>, <i>Blair Witch</i>, or <i>Lord of the Flies</i>. Chilling "Did you just see that?" moments become screaming ghost attacks and the scare factor vanishes like a pebble into the well of Donald Trump's ego. It's entertaining right to the end, mind, and I'd certainly recommend it for anyone looking for a fun haunted house movie with some quality shocks... It's just a bit frustrating because it came so, SO close to being a really great film. Still, you get to see a "ghost hunter" cast go insane and die, and who wouldn't enjoy that?</span></span><br />
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<br />TreverThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02652943318376670283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6621242661296002272.post-70835564707202592852012-11-16T00:08:00.000-05:002012-11-16T00:08:30.777-05:00Ready Player One (A Book Review)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i>My Rating:</i> 8/10<br />
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A change of pace for a moment - I just finished reading this and wanted to post a review because I suspect it's a book that will tickle any KFP reader. "Ready Player One" was terrific. I listened to the audiobook read by <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wil_Wheaton" rel="wikipedia" title="Wil Wheaton">Wil Wheaton</a> and I don't even know where to begin in describing it. If you're my age (40-something), if you like 80's movies or music, if you like anime, if you're a MMORPG gamer, if you're a tabletop gamer, if you're ANY of these things, then you will probably really enjoy it. It is an unbelievable mixer of geek culture references. <br />
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It's about a grim future where most of the planet spend their time inside the Oasis, an endless MMORPG universe which is user-modifiable, so custom-created planets exist for pretty much anything one can imagine or ever liked (There are entire planets based on Ultraman lore, for instance). The creator of all this has died and left his virtual empire (and trillions of real dollars) to whoever can figure out his ultimate puzzle, an adventure laid out in riddles, gates, and pop culture references from the 70's-90's. Young hero Wade is an avid but poor gamer who has a manic fixation on the riddle, and who manages to unravel the first part of the clues to start him onto the long path to the prize. Along the way, it references everything you can think of, seriously.<br />
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<i>Ultraman Godzilla Rush Highlander Ghostbusters Nostromo TRS-80s Adventure Colossal Cave Tabletop D&D Tomb of Horrors Pat Benatar Defender Shogun Warriors.</i>.. Hell, I could be typing all night. Suffice to say that if you like the idea of running through a virtual <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomb_of_horrors">Tomb of Horrors</a> to track down <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2112_(album)">the priests of the temples at Syrinx</a> to find <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Lifeson" rel="wikipedia" title="Alex Lifeson">Alex Lifeson</a>'s guitar embedded in an altar stone waiting to be drawn and played with the right notes to summon<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schoolhouse_Rock"> the Schoolhouse Rock spirits</a>, then you'll probably enjoy this book. And not all of that is in the book, I made parts of that sentence up so as not to spoiler things, but it's actually about 1/100000th the level of geek culture overload that the book will hit you with.<br />
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It's great. Funny, very clever, and always in motion. Wade has to not only compete with his in-game friends but also stay a step ahead of the requisite Evil Corporation that is intent on winning the prize and then monetizing the hell out of the Oasis (Why NOT have to pay for every login and sit through 15 minutes of McDonald's commercials before your gaming session starts?). <br />
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Oh, and a non-spoiler to give some of the flavor of the ideas involved - The Oasis is not just for gaming, Wade goes to school there also, on a non-<a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PvP" rel="wikipedia" title="PvP">PvP</a> planet dedicated to education by the government. The gov can create school after school so no more budget limitations, which means the in-game schools are majestic cathedrals. A class consists of students logging in and appearing in the school, then assembling in their classroom which can then become the surface of Europa, if the lesson of the day is on other planets. They can walk across computer models of Venus and Pluto, tour the bottom of the ocean, or step directly into recreations of classic literature to experience the stories firsthand. This is the virtual campus of the book's future. After school, you can hang out on planetary recreations of Ringworld, Middle Earth, Star Trek starbases, or spend your time kicking back in Buckaroo Banzai's lab.<br />
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Negatives? There isn't a lot of character depth aside from the geek reference avalanche. Wade and his friends are basically young, virtuous good guys and the romantic subplot is fairly standard, as is everyone and everything about EvilCo Inc. Age-wise, it's appeal is a tough guess. People 35-50 will probably enjoy it the most, and anyone much younger will probably miss a lot of the in-references... BUT they'll be more familiar with the SF VR gaming culture of the story, so it might even out. Hell, there were references in this that I didn't get, and I caught the comments about the original "Chainmail" editions of pre-D&D. You will appreciate this the most if you have an exhaustive knowledge of everything 80's and can quote movie lines from "Wargames". If you can't hum at least 4 or 5 Schoolhouse Rock songs off the top of your head, you'll probably be lost. These are minor complaints, though, because this is not a book about the depths of the human heart - It's a wild vacation through Nostalgia Land and reading it is like spending an evening pumping quarters into an arcade machine at the pizza parlor all over again.<br />
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I haven't featured a guest review in a while, so I thought it was time for another - Especially since I've been so incredibly busy lately with work and <a href="http://kfp.thecomicseries.com/">the KFP web comic</a> that I haven't had time to keep up with the movie reviews as I'd like. This KFP guest review comes to you from my friend Joel Schama, and he managed to pick one of my favorite 70's made-for-TV horror flicks to kick off with. I'll drop in a few comments of my own, and put my commentary <span style="color: #38761d;">in green... </span>and now, over to Joel!<br />
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Thinnes) being unable to even begin a book he has been commissioned
to write one year prior. Following David’s disappearance, his
publisher finds stacks of tapes upon which David recorded the events
of his investigation. Hoping these will provide clues as to Norliss’s
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descent into the realm of attempting to debunk certain paranormal
activities, only to find himself within a situation that his
skeptical mind finds most difficult to believe. Norliss’s character
narrates the film throughout, juxtaposed with scenes of the actual
events. Much in the same way <i>Kolchak: The Night Stalker</i>
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<span style="color: #38761d;">(The key...and unfortunate... difference for me between this and <i>Night Stalker</i> is in the main characters. <i>Norliss Tapes</i> was a terrific movie but it never had the cultural impact of <i>Night Stalker</i>, and I put a lot of that down to Norliss vs Kolchak - Roy Thinnes gives a good performance in a fairly dry and serious role, and that's his problem. Kolchak the character was one of horror's all-time greats. He was a loud, raucous, scenery-chewing loser you just had to cheer for, and IMO that made him a lot more fun to watch than Norliss, alas...)</span><br />
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In his attempt to debunk the occult,
his research leads him to a wealthy widow (played by Angie Dickinson)
who believes her husband no longer resides within the crypt within
which his body was entombed. Her husband’s final wish was to be
buried with the scarab ring of Osiris; a ring bought from an antique
dealer specializing in the occult, which he believed would help grant
immortality. Left only with Norliss’s tapes, his publisher
continues to search for reasons for David’s disappearance.<br />
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undead husband is seen only by his victims; victims later found by
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The scarab purchased by Ellen’s
husband, it is later shown, was for the purpose of allowing him to
rise from the dead in order to finish his sculpture of Sargoth. By
combining the blood of his victims with the clay, the Sargoth would
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<span style="color: #38761d;">(And just as an addendum, I saw this when it first aired, when I was only a wee little 7 year old Kentucky Fried Popcorn. It <b><i>scared me senseless</i></b>. One of my most frightening memories of the film was the underground tunnel lair of our vampire, which was strewn with the pale corpses of his victims - Heady stuff for a TV movie!)</span><br />
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We, as viewers, are left at the end
not knowing what really happened to David Norliss, or what was to
come after the Sargoth was brought forth into our dimension. However,
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<span style="color: #38761d;">Ask me for my favorite 70's TV horror films and you'll get a list of three - Night Stalker, Norliss Tapes, and Spectre. There were plenty of other good ones, but those are the Big Three to my mind, and every one is something I can watch again and again and still enjoy. In fact, I think I'll go dig out my DVD of this now...</span></div>
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<br />TreverThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02652943318376670283noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6621242661296002272.post-71939172048171103482012-09-10T22:04:00.001-04:002012-09-10T22:04:38.646-04:00T.A.G. - The Assassination Game<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i>My Rating:</i> 7/10
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<i>A campus newspaper reporter is drawn into a college game of TAG by his attraction to one of the players. Through her, he becomes immersed in the world of play-killers and spies, until the two of them stumble into the path of a deranged murderer stalking the gamers.</i><br />
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Let's rewind to the early 80's, 1982 to be exact. Back then, one of the raging controversies of the nation was WHAT to do about these satanic, suicide-provoking, heavy metal-infested role-playing games that were becoming so popular. TV newscasters and sermonizers predictably freaked the fuck out and warned of impending social collapse if your kid was playing tabletop D&D with his buddies in the spare room - Never mind that you'd think it would be a parent's dream-come-true if their teen opted to stay home and do something that didn't involve drinking, drugs, or stoplight racing. For a period of several years, we were bombarded with continual negative press regarding D&D, with the media seizing on every possible scare story to drum it it into a national issue. Rona Jaffe's infamous "<i>Mazes and Monsters</i>" was an onerous example. Today it's rightly considered a laughingstock by the RPG community, and looked back at much as we view <i>Reefer Madness</i>, but at the time people actually took this nonsense seriously. In fact, I still attribute one of my earliest anti-religious jolts to a sermon I sat through where the preacher was ranting about the "satanic ills" of D&D while waving a copy of the Monster Manual in the air, howling, "There are DEMONS and WITCHES in here!"<br />
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Well, yes, but the same is true of Grimm's Fairy Tales, and for the same reason.<br />
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I vividly recall looking at the guy and thinking, "If this minister is so utterly, demonstrably clueless about what he considers a driving moral issue, WHY are we sitting here listening to him tell us how to live every Sunday?" More potently, it was an example of just how stupid one can look if they get exercised about something that they have no understanding of. I realize this is heavy stuff for a movie review, but it plays into why I enjoyed TAG so much at the time.<br />
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Alongside D&D, we also played a lot of Killer, one of the first live-action RPGs, in both high school and college. Killer involved each player receiving the name of another player, their target, who they then had to stalk and "kill" with a toy gun until there was only one champion left. As one can imagine, this was a blast. TAG riffs on this concept with a group of college students cheerfully playing assassins. And while one of the players does go off the deep end, TAG was unusual at the time for portraying the players not as unstable, needy, friendless misfits, but rather as just ordinary kids looking for a little excitement. This was so refreshing that I loved the movie to death, and it still remains a personal favorite of mine today. <br />
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The movie centers around a college newspaper reporter of the cigar-smoking, Chandler-reading, hopelessly romantic variety who has a mysterious encounter with Linda Hamilton, a player in TAG. Ahh, Linda...<br />
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Linda Hamilton has never BEEN more gorgeous than she is in this movie, and she's able to convey a sort of sultry, film noir, femme fatale vibe that is far beyond her years. She's just another player, a psych major who's looking for a fun time after hours, and our hero joins up with her because A) he is hopelessly smitten, and B) he is looking for a story for his newspaper. This leads him, and the viewers, into the game world of TAG and we get to meet a lot of wildly varying players and the bizarro gamemaster who runs the show. Speaking of, he's hilarious and steals his scenes effectively. Anyone who's ever played a Killer-type game will recognize this guy immediately:<br />
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Our other main character is Gersh, the reigning TAG champion, played by Bruce Abbott (Yep, the <i>Re-Animator</i> guy) in his first starring role. When an attempted shower assassination goes badly for him, our man Gersh goes off the deep end and begins taking his gaming <b><i>way</i></b> too seriously... murdering one student player after another and marking them off his "Kill" list until the inevitable face-off with Linda and Bruce. Thankfully, it isn't played off as another god-awful "Gaming makes you unbalanced" message-movie - It's pretty obvious that Gersh is not all there from the start, and the game simply gives him a method for his madness. The second half of the film is basically an 80's slasher with guns instead of knives as Gersh kills his way through the cast. <br />
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So why do I love it so much? It was written and directed by genre legend Nick Castle, for starters, and the acting and dialog crackle with unusual energy and spice for a low budget flick. You'll genuinely like the characters and no one is there just to be a victim, a bimbo, or a hero. Also, viewed from today's vantage point, it's a fascinating time capsule of college life before the days of cell phones, internet, and other electronica. Concerts, live action games, hanging around the student activity buildings, smoking cigars in dorm rooms... TAG gives us a microcosmic peek into the world of yesteryear's 20-something. After the college gun crimes of the past ten years, this is one movie that will never, EVER be remade today, so let's appreciate it for what it is - A look at a more innocent time when college students shooting each other was fodder for action-packed escapist adventure instead of the routine evening news.<br />
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PS - Special mention must be made of the opening credits sequence. Most low budget flicks of the time were content with a simple credit roll, but this wasn't enough for Nick Castle and so we get an extended, swanky parody of a Bond opening, complete with rubber dart guns and LOTS of feathered hair (Skip ahead to the 1min, 50sec marker if you want to jump straight to the music):<br />
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<br />TreverThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02652943318376670283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6621242661296002272.post-7108024368951634662012-08-09T20:46:00.001-04:002012-08-09T20:46:29.004-04:00The Innkeepers<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1594562/">IMDB</a> 5.6/10
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<i>My Rating:</i> 8/10
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<i>Two minimum wage, 20-something employees face the last weekend of operation at the Yankee Pedlar Inn, a historic establishment that is closing its doors. Their bored hours are spent doing amateur ghosthunting, until disturbing things begin going bump in the night.</i><br />
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First off, I must say that I absolutely loved this movie - I adored every minute of it and enjoyed the characters, the plot, and definitely the style of direction. That said, I seem to be in the minority - A lot of viewers, especially younger ones, absolutely hate the film and thus its low IMDB score. Even more puzzling is the dislike among reviewers I otherwise tend to agree with, like <a href="http://deadlydollshouse.blogspot.com/2012/07/master-of-pedlars-inn.html">Emily over at Deadly Dolls</a>, who was hoping it would be another <i>House of the Devil</i>. That seems to be a common refrain - Fans of Ti West, the director, loved HOTD and want another HOTD, and this is not that and thus they are disappointed. I enjoyed HOTD too, but I liked <i>Innkeepers</i> better. <br />
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Maybe what others miss is the retro-70's style of HOTD. I loved it but I also found it a little distracting, in the sense that half my brain was marveling over their careful recreation of a grainy late 70's drive-in movie and paying less attention to the story. Innkeepers eschews the retro look but proceeds in gloriously retro pace, which seems to be the other bone of internet contention. One of the most common complaints on IMDB is, "It's so SLOOOOOOW." Yes. Yes, it is slow. That's called, "Building tension and atmosphere", and not many movies bother with that anymore, much to their detriment. Instead of giving us a pile of characters with 3 minutes of screen time and one breast flash each, and then burying us in chop-chop mayhem, <i>Innkeepers</i> spends most of its running time simply letting us follow the two main characters and get a feel for who they are, and care about them. And what great characters they are!<br />
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Sara Paxton plays Claire, the heroine, and you already love her, you just don't know it yet. Seriously, she was one of the most appealing horror film heroines I have seen in years, maybe decades... This is not a case where you're just passing time until the annoying characters die. You'll genuinely care for her and that makes the scary parts of the film a hundred times more fearful. She and co-star Pat Healy also pull off the near-impossible in creating a pair of bored yoof-generation types that I didn't immediately want to kill. Instead, you're drawn into the sheer pettiness of their lives - Both are undirected. They don't know what they want to do. They have no goals. All they can think to do in their spare time is fritter it away. Someone on another board pointed out that it was a theme of the movie that the Yankee Pedlar seemed to draw in "lost souls" like a vortex, and consume them, and I thought that was a clever observation. They're the last employees running the hotel until the bitter end and this gives them impetus to hang on there when otherwise you'd hit the usual haunted house movie plot problem of, "Just leave the house!" They could, but to be blunt, they don't really have anywhere else to go.<br />
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I am increasingly convinced that Ti West, the director, is one of the few directors left in Hollywood who knows how to properly pace a film. Conversations are long takes that you're drawn into, not chopped up with 57 cuts to create faux-tension. When a character walks cautiously down a spooky hall, the camera follow them slowly, tracking them for sustained tension instead of cutting every 3 seconds or, god forbid, spinning in circles around them as they walk. This movie was the virtual antithesis of everything I've hated about the recent Doctor Who seasons for the simple reason that Ti West <b>knows how to hold a camera still</b>. So basic, and yet so rare... and for me it was a joy to be able to relax into the story and the personalities, without constantly being reminded of how clever the cameraman or director <i>thought</i> he was. <br />
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So, is it boring? Well, it wasn't to me. Other reviewers fuss that nothing happens until the last 20 minutes, but I viewed that time as investment in the atmosphere, of which <i>Innkeepers</i> has oodles. I haven't run across many films that build this sort of nervousness so well. It harkens back to movies like <i>The Shining</i> or <i>The Fog, </i>where "brooding" becomes a palpable thing. And as for the last act, holy crap, I was on the edge of my seat! My one real complaint is with the very final scene, or rather the "secret scene" - A bit that was rendered so subtly that I did not notice it on the first viewing, and found the ending rather generic. Only after reading about it and following it with the director's commentary did I spot "the secret"... Probably a very unusual case of a director being TOO subtle.<br />
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In the end, I give this lots of love - It's one of the rare movies I want to go out and buy on blu-ray. I <b>wish</b> badly that I'd held onto it and watched it on Halloween night, because it would have been a perfect Halloween treat. If you can't handle slow movies, it's not for you. But, if you're fond of older films and especially 40's-style haunted house pictures, I recommend it highly. I haven't liked a ghost story this much since poor Eleanor met her fate in <i>The Haunting</i> in 1963. <br />
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<br />TreverThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02652943318376670283noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6621242661296002272.post-33699478008379420132012-07-29T21:03:00.000-04:002012-07-29T21:22:11.363-04:0014 (A Book Review)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>My Rating: </b>7/10<br />
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<i><span style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify;">There are some odd things about </span><b style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify;">Nate’s</b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify;"> new apartment. Of course, he has other things on his mind. He hates his job. He has no money in the bank. No girlfriend. No plans for the future. So while his new home isn’t perfect, it’s livable. The rent is low, the property managers are friendly, and the odd little mysteries don’t nag at him too much.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify;">At least, not until he meets </span><b style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify;">Mandy</b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify;">, his neighbor across the hall, and notices something unusual about her apartment. And </span><b style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify;">Xela</b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify;">’s apartment. And </span><b style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify;">Tim</b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify;">’s. And </span><b style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify;">Veek</b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify;">’s.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify;">Because every room in this old Los Angeles brownstone has a mystery or two. Mysteries that stretch back over a hundred years. Some of them are in plain sight. Some are behind locked doors. And all together these mysteries could mean the end of </span><b style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify;">Nate</b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify;"> and his friends.</span></i><br />
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I just finished this in audiobook form (I listen to tons of audiobooks during my long days in my woodworking shop). It was loads of fun. It is by Peter Clines, an author whose work I've previously read in "<i>Ex-Heroes</i>", a very straightforward genre mashup of superheroes and zombies (After the zombie apocalypse, the world's masked avenger types round up the survivors in LA and attempt to defend them inside a fortified compound. This was every bit as entertaining and as dumb as it sounds). <br />
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14 was a whole different kettle of fish, and it's as hard to review as <i><a href="http://kentuckyfriedpopcorn.blogspot.com/2011/05/triangle.html">Triangle</a></i> was, because I don't want to give away what made it so cool. It's like a combination of Lost and Lovecraft, with a mystery/horror/SF bent. The hero is a young slacker type who works as a data entry temp and is stuck in that "Waiting for his life to start" phase (Weren't we all, once? Let's just call it "Age 21-26", eh?), when he finds a new apartment that is too good to be true - Incredibly cheap rent, included utilities, and a nice building. After moving in, however, he begins to notice oddities - The elevator is always in the basement, the building has no power lines going to it, his kitchen light fixture turns any bulb put into it into a black light, and his neighbors are a collection of oddities. Tim is a former book publisher with a skill range from James Bond, there's a young actress who spends her time topless on the roof, and computer nerd Veek is a cranky geekette with an apartment so crammed with high powered PC gear that she could run 4Chan in her spare time.<br />
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The book is about the deepening mystery as these disparate characters begin to cooperate, Scooby Doo fashion, to delve into the mysteries and secrets of their strange building. I went into it expecting either a haunted apartment story or an evil landlord story, and instead got the <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079714/" rel="imdb" title="Phantasm (film)">Phantasm</a> effect - That feeling I had way back when first watching <i>Phantasm</i>, that I was completely expecting the story about a funeral home to be a ghost or vampire movie and instead got weird yellow-blooded aliens and fingers turning into crazy bugs and evil jawas from another dimension. 14 is an ongoing succesion of unexpected twists and discoveries and weirdness that goes from Mystery Gang fun to sanity-shattering, universe-threatening horror. The characters are simple but it's well written and has a lot of clever, natural-sounding dialog. Worth reading.<br />
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<br />TreverThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02652943318376670283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6621242661296002272.post-27502397173249201692012-07-18T15:56:00.002-04:002012-07-18T16:01:23.455-04:00Marchlands (2011)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i>In this ITV 5 part miniseries, 3 families across 3 different time periods are impacted by the supernatural repercussions of a young girl's death.</i><br />
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During the years we lived overseas, we watched a lot of BBC via our satellite dish but very little ITV, other than the occasional US TV shows they'd run. ITV was... Well, as the Brits might say, it was Chav-TV. Reality shows by the ton, trashy soaps about self-obsessed young people having sex all the time, and just generally not what you'd think of as intelligent television. That's why I was all the more surprised to be so impressed with this show - When did ITV start making TV for people who weren't the UK equivalent of Dittoheads? (Normally I'd pick on the Tea Party as my example of <i>Stupidus Americanus</i>, but Rush is on my mind at the moment for <a href="http://io9.com/5926874/the-batman-villain-bane-is-a-conspiracy-against-mitt-romney-hypothesizes-rush-limbaugh">his absolutely hilarious and roundly internet-mocked accusations</a> that comicbook villain Bane is a liberal conspiracy to make Mitt Romney look bad. Nevermind that Rush would probably be a Bane fan <a href="https://twitter.com/Trevert/status/225422883999064065">if he'd just get to know him</a>...)<br />
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So, Marchlands is a great show. Let's just start with that up front. You especially need to see this if you're an old-school horror fan, because the style of scares here is right out of <i>The Haunting</i> or <i>The Legend of Hell House</i>. This is not full up with jerkycam ghosts and "BOO!" jump scares - Instead, we're introduced to a cast that we believe in and invest in, and we're slowly drawn into the mystery of the hauntings that occur... So slowly that when something genuinely creepy happens, the skin goes all prickly. <br />
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The story is really three stories in one. In the 1960's, a young couple live with parents in the titled household and cope with grieving over the loss of their daughter. Mysterious circumstances surround her accidental drowning and the heartbroken mother is essentially walled out by the "Everything must be normal" facade of her family and village friends. In the 80's, a family with children live in the same house and find their daughter increasingly targeted by an unseen presence that she calls her "invisible friend". And in the present day, a young couple buy the house for their quiet country escape and find something is <b>very</b> interested in their newborn baby. <br />
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All three tales connect in ways both expected and unexpected. It reminded me somewhat of <a href="http://kentuckyfriedpopcorn.blogspot.com/2012/02/american-horror-story.html">American Horror Story</a> in this respect with the house's past always lurking right on the edge of the current day experience and giving deeper layers of meaning to all sorts of seemingly casual occurrences. It isn't so intense as <i>American Horror Story</i>, though - While AHS was like a steam train barreling directly at you, <i>Marchlands</i> is more of a soft touch... Just a delicate whisper of scares here and there, just enough to keep you uneasy. It helps that the characters are so real. Alex Kingston departs from her River Song persona in Doctor Who to embody a frustrated, anxious 80's housewife, and the producers did a great job at choosing look-alike actors to play younger and older versions of the same characters across the time span.<br />
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To enjoy it the most, don't look at it as a horror series, look at it as a mystery with horror elements. The cloud overhanging the death of the young girl is gradually unveiled over the series and for once, everything wraps to a tidy conclusion without any jarring, "Let's throw this in just to be clever" twists - It's smart but doesn't try to be TOO smart. Worth seeing!<br />
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Recently I've been sending some time browsing at fanedit.org, a site dedicated to amateurs re-editing their favorite movies for various reasons - Sometimes improvement, sometimes drastic alteration, and sometimes just fun tinkering. This is a case of the latter, and it's a generation-targeted nostalgia missile in the extreme. You see, what fan editor "Tranzor" has done is not try to <b>improve</b> John Carpenter's 1982 classic <i>The Thing</i> in any way - Instead, he has transformed it into an edited-for-television late 70's Midnight Movie.<br />
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Before I go on, a word about legality. Fan edits exist in a weird sort of murky grey zone in copyright law - It is legal to make them and it is legal to watch them and it is legal to own them... <b><i>provided</i></b> you actually own the original DVD as well. So, while I can download this fan edit with impunity, someone who didn't own the original DVD would essentially be committing a file sharing copyright breach by downloading it, which is why I'm not posting any download links with this article. If you want to see this yourself... Well, let's just say that Google is your friend. That said, on with the show!<br />
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Remember the late night monster movie? There was the news at 11, then Benny Hill or Monty Python, then some sort of late night horror movie in edited-for TV mode, usually something from the 50's. For all the talk about the "grindhouse" theater experience, this sort of midnight movie had its own strange charms - Missing reels, terrible film quality, choppy cuts, dropped-out profanity, etc. What this fan editor has done is to recreate this experience with <i>The Thing</i>. The movie is reformatted into 4:3 and changed to B&W, with a few other tweaks here and there. You know you're in for fun when you put the disc in...<br />
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Right after an intro that will throw you straight back to age 12, you start realizing that this is going to be a wholly different "Thing" viewing experience:<br />
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The funny thing about this is how GOOD the movie looks in black and white - The setting is pretty timeless and with the color and the cussing gone, you could almost think you were watching a genuine 1957 drive-in classic. It's funny how some films time-travel well and others do not. We were watching the original Alien the other night and it could have been shot last week - Other than some amusing computer nostalgia (A text-prompt green screen monitor on a starship), the look and style were timeless. Compare it to something like <i>Logan's Run</i>, which immediately says, "1975-1978" <b>really</b> loudly. I wouldn't have thought that <i>The Thing</i> could get more brooding, but then I saw it in B&W:<br />
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There's a great irony here that I've spent most of my adult life avoiding commercials, and yet the commercial breaks in this are the highlight of the experience. You'll be totally into the movie and then it will hit a crisis point and BAM! - Commercial cutaway:<br />
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I haven't watched commercials since the day I got my first VCR - I'm a little hostile to the messages advertisers try to shout at us. I don't mind informative advertising, but 99% of TV commercials amount to either, "<b>Use our product or no one will ever have sex with you</b>!" or, "<b>Use our product because all our competition sucks.</b>" Thanks, but no thanks. However, in this case the nostalgia factor wins out, and I'm sitting there watching original 1977 commercial blocks all over again, filled with cheery disco music and ads for Tab cola.<br />
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Yes, Tab has even less calories than water. Never knew THAT, did you, you fatty water drinkers...<br />
Overall, this DVD is a blast, right down to its custom printable DVD case cover. If you have fond memories of staying up for the late movie, then watching it in wide-eyed childish terror and running to the kitchen for snacks during the commercial breaks, then this is an experience to love. If you were born after, say, 1978, then I suspect you'd only find this confusing - A bizarre re-edit of a great move for no understandable purpose. Like the man says, ya just <b>had</b> to be there...<br />
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<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1698008/">IMDB</a> 2.5/10
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<i>My Rating:</i> 5/10
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<i>An oil drilling rig run by the Dukes of Hazzard awakens a giant, bulletproof prehistoric shark that can walk on land and fly. Clearly this was a film aimed at the NPR audience</i>.<br />
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Once I saw the trailer to this thing on YouTube, there was no way I could resist checking it out. So whadda we got here, eh? Sleazy oil man Bo Duke (John Schneider of <i>Dukes of Hazzard</i>) is using some kind of weird chemical to dissolve ocean floor rock to make drilling easier. I guess at this point, when you join the oil industry you just automatically have to change alignment to Lawful or Chaotic Evil. Anyway, said chemical releases Super Shark, a gigantic monster shark that possesses not just the abilities to walk on land and perform jet-powered leaps, but also a really savvy intelligence and a, *ahem*, biting wit. Super Shark doesn't just eat the cast, he eats them in the most ridiculous and embarrassing moments possible. Feel like your love life is in the dumps? Don't answer that doorbell, it's Super Shark! Annoyed by obscene phone calls? It's Super Shark calling you from upstairs! He hovers over the movie like an omniscient giant eating machine, and half the reason I give this movie a 5 is due to the laughs induced each time Super Shark turns up to take another bite out of the assembled crew.<br />
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The Kentucky Fried Popcorn Relationship Guide tip #1 - If you want to have a happy marriage, start with a woman who is willing to watch Super Shark with you. But be prepared to get punched in the arm a lot, because the cheesecake level in this flick is, well, right up there with a Fred Olen Ray film because it IS a Fred Olen Ray film. Yep, that would be the guy who brought us classics like <i>Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers</i>, an understated gem of the 80's video store era. This is a TV movie so there's no nudity, but ole Fred takes advantage of his beach setting to throw bikini boobies at us every chance he gets, which is roughly 2/3 of the film.<br />
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Aside from the cleavage FX, we get a whole lotta CGI shark. Syfy has gotten better at this, but most of their rendering still looks like something you could do on a Mac, and it doesn't help that when the shark is out of water crawling around, the bright sunlight isn't too forgiving on the special effects. The climactic fight with the CGI robot tank is even sillier - It's a lot of fun to watch (assuming sufficient quantities of beer are on hand) but it lacks the coolness of the great Ray Harryhausen monster battles because A) the robot design is REALLY uninspired, and B) it isn't nearly long enough.<br />
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The cast does a bouncy job throughout, and they're the other reason I give this a better rating than IMDB... I mean, as a movie, it's a 2.5, yes, but as an entertainment package it's a hundred times more fun than any <i>Sex & the City</i> episode ever made. The leads are competent, the sidekicks are tolerable, and everyone delivers their Ed Wood dialog with a sense of barely-suppressed fun. Except for Jimmie "JJ" Walker, who delivers his own performance through a megaphone of 1977 insanity:<br />
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Does he have anything to do with the movie? <b>Absolutely not</b>, why do you ask? He just plays a local radio host who occasionally pops in to narrate the latest news of Super Shark's thrilling adventures on land and sea and air. Acting-wise, however, everyone takes a back seat to Super Shark himself, that mega-Pacino of the high surf - He has a lot of personality for a CGI blob and I expect him to be invited to host Cannes any day now.<br />
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Bottom line - The leads are decent actors, the story is fun and silly, there are copious amounts of boobage on display, and it stars a giant shark that eats an oil rig. This is not a movie that I'm ever going to want to go back and watch again, but it was a hoot, and would be great for group MST3K sessions. If you watched <i>Sharktopus</i>, you'll get much the same thing here. And if you're at all curious for a taste of this flick, check out the FUNKTASTIC trailer below - Yes, Super Shark even has his own theme tune, straight out of a 70's disco! Truly, this may possibly be one of the greatest movie trailers I have ever seen. <br />
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<a href="http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Chawz/70170753?trkid=2361637">NetFlix</a> 3/5
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<i>A gigantic killer pig begins eating residents and tourists in a small Korean village, but the mayor won't close the beaches because... Look, it's Jaws with a monster pig, OK?</i><br />
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This one was recommended to me <b>personally</b> by Netflix, "based on my viewing preferences". This is why we should all be terrified of internet privacy issues, folks, because one of these days you're going to be walking through the mall and advertising placards will be shouting, "Hey you! You should buy this stuffed toy, based on your interest in Furry porn!" <br />
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So, Netflix thinks I will like this, a black comedy/horror from South Korea about a killer pig. The giant hog movie is already a crowded genre, what with <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087981/">Razorback (1984)</a></i> and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1022883/"><i>Pig Hunt (2008)</i></a>, but as it happens, I DO like this savory bacon morsel. It doesn't take the killer pig crown from <i>Razorback</i>, but it's a close second, and if it only had a little more originality it could have tipped the difference (It's hard to compete with <i>Razorback</i>'s early 80's post-apocalypse Mad Max wasteland vibe, and it had practical FX that were more convincing than the often Syfy-esque CGI on display here).<br />
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And when I said <i>Jaws</i> above, I wasn't kidding. I'm not going to worry so much about spoilers in this review as usual, because seriously, if you've seen <i>Jaws</i>, you've seen this... Well, OK, if you've seen <i>Jaws</i> while tripping slightly on psychedelic mushrooms and listening to Hawkwind on your headphones, you've seen this. Locals begin getting gobbled up by a giant boar but the village mayor refuses to close the farms because it will scare away the tourists, and before you know it, a plucky police officer has to team up with a young science type and a grizzled pig hunter to chase the thing down.<br />
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I'll try to keep the <i>Jaws</i> references to a minimum, but...Oh, hell, screw it.<br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">Young person gets half eaten at night. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">Hero cop assigned to case. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">"This was no boating accident. In the mountains." </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">Hero cop warns mayor to close the beaches, err, farms. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">"Are you crazy? This is tourist season! The local merchants will collapse without city tourists vacationing here to eat organic foods!" </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">Giant pig attacks. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">Hero cop - "We must close the beaches! Err, farms." </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">Mayor - "LOLZ. We'll hire someone." </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">Army of yahoos shows up and begins dynamiting harbor, err, forests. Giant pig killed. Mayor happy, stages press event to announce death of killer pig. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">Expert young guy shows up. "The bite radius of this pig does not match" </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">Mayor - "LOLZ" </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">Expert - "Pigs digest slowly. Let's cut it open to see what it's recently eaten." </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">Mayor - "I am not going to let you spill that little Kitner boy all over the dock for some half-assed post mortem on a fish! Err, pig." </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">Heroes sneak in later, cut open pig, find Florida license plate inside pig. (OK, I made up that last line, but that's all) "This is not the pig we're looking for." </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">GIANT PIG ATTACKS JULY 4TH BEACH FESTIVAL. Err, town hall party. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15px;">Heroes (Cop and young smartypants) and retired master pig hunter Quint gear up and head into the mountains set on makin' bacon.</span><br />
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In my opinion, the movie's only real failing is missing a golden opportunity to have the Quint character give a speech about how his WW2 shipmates were all devoured by killer pigs. They do manage to blame the whole mess on the Japanese, however, which I understand is something of a hobby in South Korea. More vexing is their bizarre confusion of Finland and Ted Nugentland. When the mayor puts out his call for expert pig hunters, the initial crew that turns up consists of giant burly Americans speaking Southern and driving giant American pickup trucks, yet the subtitles AND the in-movie characters all refer to these people as being from "Finland". Ping the WTF Meter on this one... I have no idea if I'm missing a cultural in-joke or what, but in the world of Chawz, Finland is the home to all Nashville Network hunting and fishing show hosts. <br />
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Moving on... I learned these things from this movie:<br />
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<li>When Koreans need a giant human-eating pig killed, their first thought is to outsource the job to Finnish bear hunters.</li>
<li>Korea, like Japan, is at least 25% populated by sunken eyed Ringu-looking women.</li>
<li>Korean hoodie yoof rap bands are an unspeakable sign of the apocalypse and should be burned before they spread.</li>
<li>Korean pigs are bulletproof, seriously. Bullets bounce off, flattened.</li>
<li>I never want to go to Korea because ALL of the food shown is absolutely terrifying.</li>
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There are aspects that set Chawz apart from the big fish movie, however. Chief among them is a weird sort of slapstick humor sprinkled throughout, as if the Three Stooges were consulted on all of the action scenes. Also, there's the surreal factor... First represented by a strange witch-like lady in the forest and later appearing in the form of talking dog ghosts. The Ringu woman is an odd diversion that sneaks into a really hilarious ending and helps tie the whole package up into a hoot of an experience.</div>
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I've been fairly unsatisfied with the hosting experience at Drunk Duck, and some investigation has revealed that I'm not alone - Apparently it had a corporate buyout last summer and the site, once highly regarded, has gone to hell... losing many previous features and adding a whole lot of ads. I'll probably still mirror updates to DD just for the broad exposure, but I've also added a dedicated comic page at hosting site ComicFury, and this is where the comic icon at top right now points to:<br />
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It looks a little different and there are a lot less blank ad boxes. I am perfectly happy to settle for the very simplified layout in exchange for losing the ads. What do you all think?<br />
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It's now up to speed on ComicFury. If you have a minute, please check it out and leave a comment or two, or some ratings (CF allows ratings of individual pages, hurray!). I'll be going public with it on the CF forums sometime in the near future.<br />
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Another benefit CF has is an author blog, and I finally wrote out a basic description of the characters here:<br />
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</div>TreverThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02652943318376670283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6621242661296002272.post-92125404716294273882012-04-09T23:27:00.000-04:002012-04-09T23:28:06.651-04:00Summer of NightGoing for a change of pace here with a book review instead of a movie review, but the KFP web comic work has strangled my time lately for flick reviews. Also, this was a terrific book for the spring and summer season, so I thought I'd toss the suggestion out there in case anyone was looking for a fun read. <br />
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<i>Summer of Nigh</i>t was an ideal inspiration for the fledgeling KFP web comic as well, because it's all about the adventures of a group of 12 year old friends in the summer of 1960 as they face untold horror. It is very much a "Boys' Own Adventure" book, writ for adults, where brave kids face off hideous evil with holy water-filled waterguns and crazy plans. <br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i>It’s the summer of 1960 and in the small town of Elm Haven, Illinois, five twelve-year-old boys are forging the powerful bonds that a lifetime of change will not break. From sunset bike rides to shaded hiding places in the woods, the boys’ days are marked by all of the secrets and silences of an idyllic middle-childhood. But amid the sundrenched cornfields their loyalty will be pitilessly tested. When a long-silent bell peals in the middle of the night, the townsfolk know it marks the end of their carefree days. From the depths of the Old Central School, a hulking fortress tinged with the mahogany scent of coffins, an invisible evil is rising. Strange and horrifying events begin to overtake everyday life, spreading terror through the once idyllic town. Determined to exorcize this ancient plague, Mike, Duane, Dale, Harlen, and Kevin must wage a war of blood—against an arcane abomination who owns the night..</i></span><br />
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It really is every kid's nightmare - To be haunted by your own malevolent school! Old Central is a hulking Hill House of a central character, built generations ago and sized for the town growth that never came, now only partly used by a small town's schoolchildren. It dominates the book and its presence reaches out to all the kids, haunting them in their own bedrooms with childhood fears - Yes, there IS something under the bed and in the closet. It's a lot of fun. Also, with the warm weather of summer coming on, it's perfectly timed to the season and will bring back vivid flashbacks of what it was like to sit in class on that final day before summer vacation, staring at the clock, waiting for the school year to be over. No more assignments, no more tests, and your teacher had given up and just had everyone sit and read or talk till the last bell rang. <br />
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The reviews of this are loaded with comparisons to Stephen King's <i>It</i>, and they're somewhat well founded simply because both books detail the battles of school kids against terrifying evils, but it's not a rehash. Where <i>It</i> bounced back and forth from childhood flashbacks to adult life and employed the theme of adult regret... Lost promise, lost dreams, lost potential, <i>Summer of Night</i> plays out entirely with the kids. It's a much more direct, "Heroes vs Bad Thing" story. I felt <i>It</i> was the better of the two books - It's one of the few novels that's ever really moved me to tears, after all, but <i>Summer of Night</i> is still a joyous romp that I'd recommend to anyone.<br />
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In general KFP news, some of you may have noticed the new Shelfari widget to the right - That will be regularly updated with what I'm reading, for any other avid readers out there. I may post a book review here now and then, we'll see how it goes. Some of you may also have noticed these new Chime links - They're for an interest-based social network I've been enjoying recently. And finally, the KFP web comic will be returning, but I've also set it up on the Drunk Duck web comic site, where it can be formatted and surfed much more easily via convenient "First comic/Previous/Next/Latest" buttons for those who want to read KFP strips straight through without having them interspersed with movie reviews and such. The link's in the upper right. <br />
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